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Your Mission!
We are writing the year 2349, star time 87E42756, dancing monkey. You are crewmember of the intergalactic starship Spaceintruder.
Your job is to find, investigate, to make maps, to build streets and install cable TV on located planets.
When the underdeveloped natives recognized the importance of talk shows, big brother shows and v.i.p. news shown in TV they stop thinking for themselves. At this point your masterplan starts to work. You overflow the domestic market with your useless consumerproducts.
Are the underdeveloped natives overdeveloped, what happens in 99,9 % of all cases, they destroy your starship and use the crew for medical tests.
You are in the Omega quadrant, where youn just found a new planet. The captain of the ship nominated you as the voluntary principal of the explorer-team;....
...Good luck, anything we should tell your relatives?..just in case you never come b..
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